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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Namibian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
policeman
student
man
sailor
taxi driver
doctor
pilot
milkman
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.