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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
white wine
dispenser
leaked all over
a Croatian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
doctor
man
shepherd
soldier
a spy
policewoman
TV personality
tramp
woman
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Dan
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