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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
white wine
dispenser
leaked all over
an Ukrainian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
man
policeman
soldier
child
farmer
TV personality
milkman
policewoman
a spy
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Dan
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