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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
white wine
dispenser
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
blew up
leaked all over
had
deformed
overheated
shattered
fell off
bent
cracked
flooded
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Dan
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