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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Guyanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
bus driver
child
woman
tramp
soldier
surgeon
ticket inspector
a spy
policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.