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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
an English
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
doctor
tramp
pilot
train driver
shepherd
man
TV personality
ticket inspector
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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