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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Lambrini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Montserratian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
policewoman
bus driver
man
farmer
taxi driver
surgeon
a spy
child
sailor
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