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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
Lambrini
dispenser
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
caught fire
blew up
overheated
shattered
flooded
cracked
leaked all over
had
was smoking
fell off
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Dan
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