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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
cappuccino
holder
leaked all over
a Cook Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
tramp
woman
TV personality
policeman
child
taxi driver
student
doctor
man
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.