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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
chai latte
holder
leaked all over
an Iraqi
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
a spy
TV personality
taxi driver
milkman
ticket inspector
tramp
student
soldier
policeman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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