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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
chai latte
holder
leaked all over
a Botswanan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
TV personality
ticket inspector
dentist
policeman
surgeon
bus driver
taxi driver
a spy
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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