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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
tea
holder
leaked all over
a Haitian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
a spy
train driver
farmer
soldier
policeman
bus driver
pilot
shepherd
woman
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