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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
tea
holder
leaked all over
a Montenegrin
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
doctor
student
farmer
child
TV personality
taxi driver
tramp
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Dan
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