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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
coffee
holder
leaked all over
a Zambian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
dentist
a spy
surgeon
ticket inspector
taxi driver
student
tramp
doctor
child
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.