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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
coffee
holder
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
policeman
shepherd
taxi driver
doctor
farmer
dentist
sailor
student
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.