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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
coffee
holder
leaked all over
a Tanzanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
farmer
pilot
policewoman
dentist
child
man
student
bus driver
taxi driver
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Dan
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