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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
grip rack
leaked all over
an Emirati
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
student
sailor
pilot
train driver
policewoman
woman
dentist
ticket inspector
doctor
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Dan
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