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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
grip rack
leaked all over
a Liechtenstein citizen
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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sailor
bus driver
woman
man
doctor
a spy
policeman
soldier
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TV personality
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Dan
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