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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
defrost circuit
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
student
woman
ticket inspector
child
policewoman
tramp
sailor
pilot
dentist
bus driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.