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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Burundian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
sailor
man
soldier
student
a spy
doctor
train driver
child
taxi driver
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