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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Citizen of Vanuatu
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
man
taxi driver
tramp
surgeon
policeman
train driver
woman
child
milkman
farmer
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Dan
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