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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Singaporean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
man
train driver
shepherd
woman
ticket inspector
soldier
farmer
tramp
policeman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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