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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Senegalese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
child
train driver
dentist
bus driver
TV personality
soldier
policewoman
taxi driver
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.