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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Northern Irish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
pilot
farmer
ticket inspector
policewoman
train driver
bus driver
woman
sailor
student
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Dan
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