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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Malaysian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
a spy
policewoman
child
tramp
woman
soldier
bus driver
policeman
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.