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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Macedonian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
a spy
surgeon
farmer
ticket inspector
student
soldier
man
train driver
pilot
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