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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
PCB buffer
leaked all over
a St Helenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
dentist
surgeon
taxi driver
doctor
farmer
ticket inspector
child
pilot
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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