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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
screed washer
leaked all over
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a Polish
a Belizean
a Russian
a Citizen of the Dominican Republic
a Malaysian
a Cook Islander
an Egyptian
a British
a Yemeni
a Thai
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