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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Gabonese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
doctor
a spy
soldier
dentist
TV personality
farmer
taxi driver
pilot
student
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.