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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Costa Rican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
soldier
bus driver
TV personality
student
shepherd
a spy
tramp
dentist
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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