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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Belarusian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
surgeon
dentist
train driver
woman
sailor
man
TV personality
ticket inspector
policewoman
doctor
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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