Sorry I'm late today
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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
hadron collider
had
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a blackbird
a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
a rat 🐀
a pigeon
a goose
a magpie
a squirrel
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