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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
beam divider
leaked all over
a Greenlandic
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
doctor
policeman
man
dentist
TV personality
ticket inspector
train driver
woman
taxi driver
tramp
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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