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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
beam divider
leaked all over
a Stateless
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
man
bus driver
tramp
policeman
child
a spy
dentist
student
pilot
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Dan
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