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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
beam divider
leaked all over
a South Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
bus driver
taxi driver
ticket inspector
soldier
policeman
surgeon
a spy
doctor
farmer
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.