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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
beam divider
had
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a goose
a squirrel
a coot
a swan 🦢
a rat 🐀
a pigeon
a blackbird
a crow
a magpie
a duck 🦆
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