Sorry I'm late today
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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
flusher
had
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a goose
a duck 🦆
a squirrel
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
a coot
a magpie
a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
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