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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Tajik
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
farmer
taxi driver
soldier
student
ticket inspector
woman
TV personality
child
bus driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.