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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Slovenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
taxi driver
policewoman
a spy
tramp
woman
train driver
pilot
ticket inspector
child
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.