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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Sierra Leonean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
child
dentist
bus driver
student
ticket inspector
tramp
sailor
farmer
woman
pilot
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