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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Portuguese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
a spy
policeman
sailor
child
woman
train driver
taxi driver
surgeon
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.