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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Libyan
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
man
sailor
dentist
policewoman
student
tramp
bus driver
farmer
milkman
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