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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Kuwaiti
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
a spy
ticket inspector
man
sailor
dentist
student
taxi driver
pilot
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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