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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
electro-spangler
leaked all over
a Kenyan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
tramp
TV personality
ticket inspector
policewoman
student
a spy
sailor
pilot
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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