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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
scrubber
leaked all over
a Sammarinese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
student
policewoman
a spy
taxi driver
surgeon
soldier
policeman
ticket inspector
man
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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