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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
scrubber
leaked all over
a Mauritanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
surgeon
sailor
a spy
farmer
child
TV personality
dentist
tramp
milkman
bus driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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