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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
scrubber
leaked all over
a Kyrgyz
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
soldier
train driver
shepherd
milkman
policeman
student
TV personality
policewoman
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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