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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
rotator
leaked all over
an East Timorese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
train driver
TV personality
man
woman
soldier
ticket inspector
taxi driver
child
student
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