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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
rotator
leaked all over
an Anguillan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
doctor
tramp
pilot
TV personality
train driver
man
ticket inspector
surgeon
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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