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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
vibrator
leaked all over
a Mauritian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
farmer
policewoman
sailor
man
train driver
doctor
taxi driver
soldier
surgeon
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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